Sebastian Bach catches the 10 o'clock moron train to Publicityville

from: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/12/14/
sebastian-bach-parades-chinese-democracy-knowledge-in-our-faces/


So Sebastian Bach is essentially Axl’s publicist these days, right? That’s practically official already? The former Skid Row rocker has come to the defense of Axl et al, claiming that not only does Chinese Democracy have a release date, but that he knows what it is. He can’t say of course, because that would be a “betrayal of confidence.” Right.

His temporary solution for fans who are sick of this runaround bullshit? Come to the show. “Guns N’ Roses fans are not just interested in old songs,” the singer reportedly said. “They want to hear Chinese Democracy … If you want to hear the songs, come by the show.”

Who knew rock bands could be such shameless teases?

-- Elizabeth Goodman




I nonchalantly left a comment (the 44th to be exact) on that post on Rolling Stone's Rock Daily page that said:
"chinese democracy will go down in history as some myth...like bigfoot...or the abominable snowman. axl's sitting on his butt laughing at all of his fans. he's not smart enough to take over the world like bono but he sure likes confusing people."

Now I realize that this might be stupid on Axl's part - lying to all of his fans creating a sort of Metallica/Napster vs. fans deal. Or, he's just jealous of Velvet Revolver and wants to find some way to once and for all give Slash a huge slap in the face, saying "Ohh you might be ten times more attractive than me and my voice is no where near the equivalent of your guitar playing, but look at me, I can lead everyone on for over a decade and people are buying more of my albums because of it!"

Ok, maybe he wouldn't say exactly that. Who really knows what's going under all those dreadlocks in his wasted, shriveled up brain? No one. Not even Sebastian Bach. Which brings me to my point:

Axl's a butthole and he's finally dragged Bach onto his train of fools.

Common Sebastian... We all know you're better than that.